god i wish i was her brother
It’s alabama dude it’s my only shot
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain’t into the hillbilly stuff.
so… cousin? second cousin?
Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain’t into her fuckup siblings
That’s not goth. That’s y’allternative
But are they into her?
Cousin could work!
that’s too normal tho
I fucking love this thread
I wish I was this thread’s brother
Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.
kissing cousins!
Thank you, @Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
Is this the bee movie?
It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
I want to be her toilet.
u r our toilet mags
No you don’t.
I wanna be her step brother
I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn’t look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
I wish only the best for her in life.
Well thanks for hoping against me.
Be good for her and you’re the wish.
Or, just, like…be you and I can’t help that. /s
I can
fixruin her. And not in the good way.Pretty sure she would ruin you and in the best way possible
That’s the type of woman I’d let walk up one side of me and down the other, in heels…then thank her for the experience. 🤷
Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?
Rad. Thank you for a link that didn’t reek like lizardperson.
No, Zuck must feed on your data.
Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.
Zuck needs this to exist.
She talks like an AI crypto scam.
That’s gotta be a confidence boost for her.
Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.
I don’t watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh… What do you think they are talking about today?
Lockheed Martin
And how shit everything is.
Is that really news these days?
Still gotta say it. Imo, everybody should be goth until conditions improve.
I’ll vote for that
Finally
LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!
How to bring back profitability to local news
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
“Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”
Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”
“A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all.”
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Reminds me of a post on Lemmy a while back about a guy wearing a shirt like this:
Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
doot…doot…!
Thank you, Mr. Skeltal!
Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I’ll watch the news religiously.
She does powerlifting too.
Once in a while a god news.
I haven’t watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I’ve been missing?!
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It’ll be funnier when he watches, and can’t figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don’t consider myself a fascist frog expert
You mean there’s a version of Pepe that isn’t like that?
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here’s my favourite Pepe:
It’s hard to describe great art but ya always know it when ya see it.
OG pepe was in fact a silly lil guy and that’s about all 🤷♂️. But then!
Oh no. (another good art btw, cautiously confident saying not-fascist…so far squint)
hasn’t been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it’s the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
I’m once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
Nimis cito, vir, nimis cito.
Dudes seeing a woman in black: “Is this a goth?”
It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.
They’re making a good point, I don’t see any black lipstick or fingernails which is like a minimum requirement for being goth.
Correction: she’s wearing black and has visible tattoos.
Not a chud but… I’d like to hear the explanation anyway. What’s a goth?
More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it’s own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.
And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.
Honestly it’s a bit hard to put into definitive words and it’s mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can’t explain it precisely.
“I need a cigarette.”
Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:
Yeah the thing about alt subcultures being particularly common in such areas is reak
Is that the GameStop girl?!
