Hell, facism is the least of all reasons to hate HP laptops

As Jesus intended

* Jesus in this comment is American Jesus only. Any resemblance to other incarnations of Jesus are entirely coincidental and should not be inferred.

No that’s Artificers

New Mormon sex loophole just dropped?

You beautiful bastard you

As is tradition

Looking at the guy in the back, they must be helping the cops and the daily bugle find Spider-Man

I’m doing my part! (Jk, I got banned from Reddit for sharing a Luigi meme and mentioning that historically when things are this bad, people resort to violence)

A Trump Hasnotreleasedtheepsteinfiles?

I looked through your stats and saw your disk storage and had a dyslexic moment and thought the 250gb was your ram.

I was about to hate you for that :D. Like at today’s prices that would be some Billionaire level crap hehe

Her account is probably out of an Indian Datacenter owned by musk

You sonuva bitch, I’m in.

Or you could update to a modern Linux build, most of which are just as easy as windows and 90+%of apps can run through wine so you don’t miss out on anything

Yea I use Arch BTW bitch! (Just kidding about the bitch part, it sounded funny in my head, I’m sure you are a wonderful human being and I hope you have a marvelous day)

Yea not seeing a single plan there. Just a lot of naivety of the current state of the world. But cool whatever, keep doing exactly the same thing that hasn’t worked again and again, I’m sure it’ll work this time.

I’d rather full-ass one thing then half-ass a dozen

Prostate cancer loves this one simple trick!

Is it though? Give me your plan - go on, what’s your plan to fix ALL THE THINGS, ALL AT ONCE. Cause never once in the history of man kind has anyone ever pulled everyone together to do it. I and the Nobel prize committee await your brilliant proposal.

Oh and do it with the current world leaders in power, seriously, tell me how this works with Billionaire backed right wing facists across the globe having 99.99% of the power.

When we are all dead from the rock, the ship isn’t gonna matter - dodge the rock first, then worry about the ship

This shit is why nothing EVER gets solved, spreading out resources to all the problems instead of solving the most important one first. Just like those in power like it.

You won’t solve microplastics while the people in power won’t do anything about it. And they are too busy with dividing up the globe and planning mass executions to be bothered with something that isn’t going to affect them at all.

But whatever man. You keep putting your effort into whatever floats your boat. I’m sure you’ll feel great about it when you are getting rounded up. Heaven forbid In this cosmic hellhole a few people found a tiny bit of joy with some googly eyes

I’m a ship. In front of me is a giant rock, past that there is another ship, finally the beach. I can run into each of them. The rock is more important because I’m gonna hit that first. Can’t make it any more clear

Yes, listen to this guy - this is totally useless and you should only use cia approved communications

I feel really bad about my 6 3d printers now.

No I don’t. Look micro-plastics are bad, yea we all get that. But fucking read the room. We have way worse shit to worry about, this isn’t broken windows, this is watching billionaires fund far right politicians in every single “free” country so the can become the next queens and kings. This is watching innocent people get executed live on TV, it’s not isolated broken windows, the fucking neighborhood is burning and your the HOA president bitching about the lawn not being mowed.