If it’s just a checkbox, “yes, has a degree”, to get you to the next round of the interview, and it really doesn’t mean anything for your field, then do it.

Eventually, if you need the knowledge taught, and you don’t have it, you’ll be discovered and fired. This is true whether you have the piece of paper, or not.

It could have been the arms. That would have worked.

Same here. Not the working in IT part, though.

Zorg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VTsFtwO0u0

Right. Fire the people making the decisions. Leave in place all the people who do the actual work.

Try to imagine a party where phones aren’t allowed.

No one taking pictures or video, everyone talking to each other in the moment, just for the moment, just for each other.

Hold still…

Rigged. They won’t hand it out to some rando.

Half-an-hour? Might as well just get up and start the coffee. NBD.

One hour? That sucks, because you can try to go back to sleep, but it will probably take 30 minutes because you’re mad that you woke up an hour early, but didn’t want to get up that early but debated staying awake anyway, and then you only get about 15 minutes of good sleep before the alarm wakes you up, and then you feel groggy.

One hour early is much worse than half-an-hour early.

Okay, but why, specifically, a dog sitting on a face? Are there more details to the event? Or, is this just an assumption?

This is a shitpost, you know that right?

Be careful out there.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_k0LFRzwqX0

Mom in the kitchen: “Nice try.”

Clear, informative, and concise. Let’s roll this out immediately.

I left with an email: “I won’t be coming back” That was the last thing I ever said to them.

I knew they had to send me my last paycheck by law.

They tried for weeks to get me to come in for an “exit interview”. We all know what that is. They even withheld my bonus check I was owed, which was only about $300. Fuck 'em.

Terrific. But, I suppose it won’t happen at scale until it’s cheaper than mining.

Because money is everything, and our environment is replaceable. /s

The batteries don’t last forever, eventually, they need to be dealt with somehow.

I find it hard to think of any job that would feel meaningful, under capitalism–which is the only system I have experience with. Certainly no job I’ve ever had has felt so. Sure, I could lie to myself that looking at the work from a narrow view, from a certain angle, and in the right light, potential meaning beyond just making the rich richer, and eking out an existence for myself could be occasionally glimpsed, but that was always an obvious lie.

The irony of telling everyone to pay attention.

I dunno what sort of blackmagic fuckery is going on here, but there is no way that car made that loop going that slowly.