Don’t forget competition, Linux has been gaining market share year over year

Most of the time, they didn’t even try. I’ve copy/pasted their exact question before and the answer was in one of the top 5 articles.

9 times out of 10 it’s a stupid question that they could have typed into Confluence to get the answer though. I gatekeep all of these requests with "Sure, I'm fairly busy now, but lets schedule something for a little later today when I have some time. In the meantime, can you put your question in the chat here in case I need to look something up? Thanks"

Not to mention for the wipers up bit, it’ll stretch out the spring that provides the tension needed to hold it to the window, so even after the wipers thaw, they’ll still work for shit, but now they’ll work for shit forever!

Do your stores not allow you to try on shoes?

Easy, they will just be locked out of having access to computing, that way they can only get their news and information from right-wing AM talk radio.

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Is that before or after copilot attempts to talk them into offing themselves?