What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Ecclesiastes 1:9

Honestly, if someone hadn’t let me in on the secret, I probably still wouldn’t have figured it out. Three thoughts later? This one could take you anywhere from three days to three years to figure out.

Bless your heart

Well, then what madman thought “we should take this candymaking ingredient and spread it on our fields to improve plant growth”?

Major “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” vibes.

I just want to know what madman took a look at some fertilizer and thought “hey… what if we put this stuff in candy?”

You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.

I can’t argue with that.

I mean… chickens have been around for a lot longer than that, as has cheese (and pizza crust).

You’d just have to buy a whole bird instead, and do all the work yourself.

No crank? This is useless.

Germany has entered the chat

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

Freud was a fan, and he basically invented therapy