If it didn’t just mess up, maybe that was intended to be his chair?

Lol, I guess it left an impression hours earlier, and I have a goldfish memory… Whoops.

monkey paw finger curls

I thought this was what they did a few years ago.

The peak male form.

Right? Put a tasteful family crest behind it, and you’ve got some wall art.

You get dancing penguins either way.

I personally tire of the politics too, but there isn’t a “no politics” rule in lemmyshitpost, so it’s fair game. People have brought it up before, but it seems like the wider community prefers the less restrictive posting rules.

Don’t even joke about that

It’s bean too long.

Yeah, I’d probably hide in the walls this time. Maybe even the attic.

The universe wants peanut butter today, apparently.

Of course! But you lose your warranty because of corporate greed.

It’s a good word to learn. Thank you.

(excuse me, I just need to google something totally unrelated really quick…)

Ah, yes! It is indeed my eponymous maneuver.

Basically nobody would switch hands and aim with the other eye like that. You have a dominant hand and eye when shooting.

He could be ambidextrous, I guess, but it’s still very unnatural to do this.

(edit: and yes, the floating stock, lol)

It took me until the second play to realize what was wrong. What was he thinking??

Here’s the formatting. Voyager makes it easy though. You just choose “spoiler” when writing a comment, and it sets it up for you.

I commend you for checking.

Ug, sorry to re-traumatize then. First I’ve seen it.