Welcome to Galaxy Brain 2026

No, that’s the point. I hadn’t eaten since lunch, so all i have is wine, maybe a touch of bile, and poop.

It’s cool, it’s keto.

Incorrect. I only have poop and wine inside me.

Praise be

They play at Hotel Everything. You can add schmear, but never have a bite.

Wired Al Yankovick

The Mamas and the Zappas (Frank Zappa’s band was called The Mothers, so…)

The Crapberries

Nine Inch Tails

Mo’ Doubt

Greek Day

Earth, Wine & Fire

The Beach Toys

The Bagels

Buns ‘n’ Roses

Rake Against The Machine

The Greateful Head

DC/DC

The Why

Arsenic and mercury, both commonly occurring metals present in rocks, can kill humans immediately. Especially if vaporized. Uranium can kill and disable quickly in high enough concentrations.

Also, keep in mind it’s a plot device about a fictional flying space alien with laser eyes. It doesn’t need to follow the laws of physics.

Vape? Yo, unless you smoke your shit out of a bong made from a plastic T-Rex toy, it’s not legit.

Uh…wut?

-Oldest Millennial

“I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!”