I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

To be fair, everyone everywhere speaks a made up language. Be kinda hard to speak a language that was never made up.

The one Mr. Burns thing that stuck with me was when he fired an employee because he found an atom on him.

They certainly work in the Walmarts in my area. There’s usually a good chance you can absolutely not see someone with a huge cart of shit running out of one of the back or side doors and setting the alarm off any given day you happen to also be in the store.

Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?

I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷‍♂️

Knowing the science behind all methods of cooking is what made me a better cook. Alton Brown is the shit for teaching the science behind why things are done. No other TV cook has taught me more about how to cook with my own ideas and not simply follow someone else’s recipes.

I’ll have to turn that back on and see if it still tanks performance. When they first added ragdolls, every now and then some random chunk of meat or a whole body would be stuck in the ground tripping the fuck out and getting spaghetified which dropped the framerate down to single digits. 🤣

It’s against flag code; which isn’t a set of laws. Just respectful guidelines.

If you want to dispose of your flag according to flag code: You have to burn it. May I suggest throwing it into an oven along with a full gas can? Dispose of your old flag and possibly take down an entire neighborhood of zombies in the resulting house fire. 😤

One Tin Soldier by Coven from the hit movie The Legend of Billy Jack.

While it certainly would lower the cost of producing and distributing the games, anyone with half a brain will realize those savings will absolutely not be passed down to the consumer. PC games have been purely digital since the late 2000’s and they have actually gone UP in price.

There was a Pope Mobile in one of them, which means that there was a Car Jesus. Or at least a Christian Car Bible.

Cum, Stains!

I still own a PS2.

Because calling them blue onions would be weird.

Co-dependency from just being alone? That sounds awful.

So if I barely tip the ball pitched at me and it goes flying into the fence I’m gonna get in trouble? Fuck that.

Hurl’s Moving Castle

Those who live in bouncy houses shouldn’t… Uh… Hold on… I’ll think of something.