At this point some of these “accidental” restorations have to be on purpose.

I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷‍♂️

IDK about different settings on the cooker having an effect (mine is super simple and has only two settings: on and off) but if I tried making brown rice with the ssme ratio of water as white, I would end up with uncooked rice.

“Why don’t you just trust me that I was born January 1, 1900?”

Yeah, uh… He ended up with Trump. They’re having a butt-baby.

INJECT THE BLUE RASPBERRY JUICE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEEEEEEEIIIIIIINSSSSS!

It’s been two weeks since I’ve sucked a dick. 😩

I’m down for anything except stuff revolving around pain or putting poop in my mouth. Putting poop in YOUR mouth is okay tho.

Also fuck news sites that get 100% of their info from Reddit without verifying if any of it is even true.

I dunno if Kermit would prefer frogs over pigs.

It looks like the demigorgon’s face from Stranger Things.

Maybe that’s why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.

Pink Panther theme intensifies

Rump rump rump rump, rump rump, rump rump rump rump rump rump ruuuuuuummmmp

Well, yeah… We are biologically wired to enjoy holes. 🤷‍♂️

I’ve never met a perverted woman, personally. I’m sure they must exist, though.

How do I ice my soul? It is up the butt like Japanese mythology suggests?

I just cleared all the monster camps, too. Shit timing. 😩

I know why most of these are here but why JFK? Like the man himself or the whole assassination conspiracy theory thing? The fake shit doesn’t really need to be there when shit like MK Ultra actually and provably happened and isn’t just weird ideas pulled out of someone’s ass.

Hotel

Seems like the difference between a basic distillate and a live resin cart. Live resin is the better choice, but it’s usually more expensive.