It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring “the girl with the tempura asshole”. It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.
It should’ve been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?
Analingus… finda a way.
I have questions.
The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That’s how.
My province ruins everything
Welp that’s on my social credit score log now, thanks macaqueandcheese
Nothing makes me happy.
Yes actually
Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.
It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine
don’t forget porn
Trekkie! 😤
Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.
it does! my friends are on it :3
I 3d modelled a gnoll with big titties and i was happeh
King
Yes in my case.
Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.
Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer
Point out bad touch on this touchpad.
Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot…
If only the computer could touch me
You mean, yours does not?
Yes. I played video games and then I cuddled with my cat and watched movies on my little handheld computer.
No should commence an immediate shutdown
i never touch a computer again once built, unless it demands an upgrade.
It made me much happier today than it did yesterday. Yesterday it was being a complete pain in the neck, but today, all good.
Yes.
I also talked with my parents. That didn’t make me happy.
No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.
I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.
It’s because you didn’t restart the happiness daemon after the update.











