“Dude! What’s mine say?”

“Tweet!”

At least Ryan can get her off.

Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.

Leche de poppy?

I was hoping for poppy.

Figured I’d give you another nostalgia hit:

Attention, Questers! Your mission is now complete! Please return to the airlock on the lower level. The airlock door is below the beacon. Please holster your laser and place your pack on any rack, and thank you for playing LaserQuest!

I have all these cute little pets that bark, “Hello, World!”

I finally understand the appeal of pet play.

Younger siblings playing Mario on the second controller in one-player mode.

But then you have to unplug it for duck hunt.

That and bbq.

Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.

“Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new-speak.

LaserQuest had unlimited ammo on the default game mode, but there were other game modes with limits. I think Qzar had limited ammo with recharge stations in their default mode.

I will not run climb or jump

I will not sit kneel or lie down

I will not cover any targets

I will not use offensive language

I will not make physical contact with other players

I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive

And I might stab a motherfucker

Now I miss Sparks.