No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!

Foot language?

Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!

My submarine business is struggling with high “maintenance” and “safety” fees, send me your rates!

Post more woman-humor to offset it!

You’re reading a little much into a ASOIAF meme here, friend.

“AHHHHHHHH”

The metalmemes comm loved it, but I suppose I’ll kneel to the humor czar. I’m very sorry to have rustled your jimmies, and I hope I only post things that are safe humor without a hint of edge you might cut your poor lil fingies on!

Psst, buddy, this is a shitpost. Please don’t fall off your high horse and hurt yourself!

Tasteless comment