Is that the Crystalline Entity?

“He’s just a dog, Carl.”

Tonight… You.

I’m gonna say that still counts as “cheap assets”

But… those ARE the only two use cases.

They rushed. If you push it too fast it’ll blow up in your face.

Amateurs.

Oh, jeez! Okay, I owe you an apology. This one is on me - I misread and just did what I accused you of doing. Sorry, Digit. I’ve got no excuse.

Edit: I am an idiot. Sincere apologies, Digit.

Fake.

Linus Torvalds would never feel bad about punishing developers for incompetence.

Yeah. Owning the thing you pay for is a premium feature.

That’s why they filter directly into spam.

I still have a headhunting agency who refers to me as “B42857”. Apparently some bug is getting emails to me addressed to their internal reference number.

Who would make this “default” Linux? Who would be in charge of it? What power would they have over directing development of the kernel? What happens when this centralization that’s so important to soothing the confusion of people who aren’t even using the OS yet inevitably causes it to enshitify and brings us right back to the Windows problem?

No, I’m sorry - there may be some things that would make Linux more palatable to non-techies, but this just recreates the Windows problem again. The same dichotomy that’s been at play for the past 30 years is still at play - you can have it easy or you can have freedom and control, but you can’t have both.

Yes… it’s my CHILDREN’S fault.