I just looked him up and he is, in fact, USian. I thought he was Canadian for some reason.

Weird Al and Dolly Parton must be protected at all costs.

January is the decade before the century of February (at least in the northern hemisphere). Everything after that is a day each.

Glorious POST. The only acceptable noise

I’m dumb idk which word was changed

Excellent troll.

Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Jassachusetts?

Jonnecticut?

Jinnesota?

~20 min. old account with a political essay in a shitpost community. That’s…something.

Thatsthejoke.webp

He’s 3 and a half

Jewish kids get a bar/bat mitzvah, Italian-(American) kids learn and make their own sauce.

And each person has their own unique take on it, so no two people’s sauces are quite alike. Finding out who was cooking dinner at a gathering is fun that way.

I have the 2DSXL, and have played about half of those. I was just sad it was primarily limited to mostly online (Pushmo’s servers are dead) and first-party titles. I was a GBA/DS kid so expected wider variety beyond that.

It’s a fantastic little device for modding though!

I loved the complement of this where How to Train Your Dragon (the animated one) depicted dragons as cats with wings.

I thought Apple/most smartphones would never move to USB-C, or away from proprietary chargers. Pleasantly surprised - thank you EU.

I thought wireless controllers were going to be a fad, or at least garbage in their reliability/connection strength.

I thought VR was finally going to take off as the next major gaming experience when the Vive came out. Unfortunately it remains niche.

I thought Linux was going to be unusable for gaming/mainstream use cases for much longer, but Valve has made huge strides on that with Proton, and OSS devs making things like Heroic for other stores has been awesome. Also shoutout to KDE for, well, everything. Krita, KDE connect, Plasma. LibreOffice has also come a very long way.

I also thought we’d never get another steam controller. Also pleasantly surprised.

I thought the switch was gonna end up with the same depressing library as the 3DS, if that’s any consolation.

Richard Scarry coded

It’s a shitposting community, so probably a fake text.

No mention of the iPod? Shocking

Either engagement bait or cropping out some cheesy instagram tag, most likely.

Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.

Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.

Caffeine is a real drug, I swear! 😠😤