“I didn’t see them!”

They should open the cans and pour the contents directly into the bag

Christianity is an infohazard

I made a creature and then killed it before it had an opportunity to comprehend me and I’m offended by that so I’m going to torture it for eternity.

It’s crazy how much smaller people were back then.

The main difference is that your lab has someone at the helm who understands the whole system and actually gives a fuck.

King

Nuclear war is really difficult for shareholders

Conventional war only. JDAMs and such. 3 hellfire missile strikes cap per year. Mustard gas and anthrax. Cyber warfare.

Nah he’s just really into young legumes

Sounds a bit like the fella from blood Meridian

“She’s usually super friendly IDK why she’s acting up.”

Cover up any tattoos you might have.

You know, I like to go fishing. I bring my long fishing pole, and some black plastic bags to contain any trash I happen to see along the way. I like to carry the trash bag fed through the eyelet at the top of my fishing pole. Now, if that bag happens to fall over the top of a flock camera while I’m walking past, enveloping it and drawing the drawstring tight around it, there’s a fair chance I won’t notice.

If course, I dress for chilly weather with a flappy hat to cover my ears, sunglasses to protect from sun glare, and a covid mask, just to be safe. Of course I never bring my mobile phone when I go fishing. I never seem to catch anything anyway.

My cat is not allowed in my bedroom.

Intrinsically funny? Not really. But I like seeing communities, especially organised and elitist ones get cleverly disrupted by trolls and shit posts that get a ton of engagement, both good and bad.

Like that guy who posted in Microsoft flight Sim subreddit showing a selfie of his first day on the job at a real ATC tower. Only its not really him, just some random ATC and the tracking screen behind him was edited to show two planes on a collision course. Half the sub was balling him out for not paying proper attention, another half was deeply sus and demanding proof, and the third half was just quietly recognising a masterful troll post and enjoying the show.

I just get them out of the little trash bins in motel bathrooms. Shake out the gunk and you’re good to go

That’s Joe Rogan in drag

He is a cunthroat politician after all.

The state animal of L*uisiana is black mould.