Hunt your own roitisserie chicken don’t steal Beans’ ya jerk! He found that one fair and square, ambushed it on the counter.
Beans will whoop your ass if you touch his chicken.
Become ungovernable.
Lmfao!
That poor greasy carpet…
get that money Beans
Looks like hes splurging on it.
Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square
Beans with the mean genes and the sharp beans
Even the cats are splurging on rotiserie chickens in this economy?!
Beans must be a millennial (/s)
They will never own a home
Every single day I see something from a pet owner that reaffirms how happy I am to not have pets.
My cat I got when he was a few months old.
Picked up from the street, would have died in the winter probably.
However I raised him to deny any of my food. He has its own food.
It was difficult the first 3 times. He begged for the food the whole time I ate. And even tried to get sth. But I was iron willed to keep my food.
The 4th time he never begged or tried to get sth.
And now I can even leave the food unattended for 2 minutes with him nearby and he won’t try to get sth.
3 minutes is risky though.
I’ve raised dozen of strays I picked-up from the streets over my lifetime. None but one was food motivated enough to steal our food, and the orange one that did isn’t so stubborn as to push his luck, a simple hush was enough to deter him.
Though I’m South-East Asian, most of our food is plant-based and the occasional meat we have is drenched in seasoning I don’t think they recognize it as food lol.
I guess I’m lucky my cat wont touch any of my food.
How do you feel about children?
A very very happy uncle to many, love spending time with them, but also love going home to a quiet house a lot too
Yeah my daughter did this to a box of popcorn chicken one time…
Dragged it under the bed and growled at you for 40 minutes?
ROAR
Nine pounds apparently is around 4kg, that’s well within the normal weight range for a cat, why are you calling beans out for it?
I think the point was that a 9lb cat doesn’t need 2-3lbs of food. Beans is choosing not to share.
A cat can have an entire rotisserie chicken as a treat.
i think the point is that Beans has chosen to dedicate their entire weight to violence. they all know they outweigh Beans and shouldn’t be afraid, but Beans has made Beans into the world’s most dangerious teeny tiny little itty bitty kitty terrorist
Beans don’t consider it violence. Beans found this massive feast, just sitting there, and it certainly didn’t look like the humans were in any rush to claim it. Beans is just protecting their treasure and can’t figure out what the humans’ problem is.
I’m on team Beans. Humans can go get another chicken and learn how to properly guard your provisions this time.
tru. Beans won this prize fair and square
let beans live
is 9 pounds
was 9 pounds.
Is now 18 pounds, until the chicken is digested 😂
That 1% Nacho kid is going to have a new goal.







