When I went to save a file on my work laptop, it always tried to default to ScumDrive. I had to tell it to save it locally.

Unless she’s a Brazilian Cottontail.

“Ah—AH----WHAT’S UP DOC!”

I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

Soon to be banned in the states. Childbirth will be a requirement.

Bunnylingus

You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

You can’t have a rational discussion with a religionist, particularly one of the Christian/Islamic variety. They will appeal to their book of stories and to them, that should be enough for us.

Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.