Arguably

Did you lose them?

Settle down, Mercury.

Consider the possibility that Alison needs to be stopped.

Because you play bass for Sleep Token?

I’m gonna use the name “three.”

We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.

Naw that’s just Carl. He and I hung out last week. Listen he just got weekly privileges at the clinic and his license back, so go easy on him, okay, he’s getting his shit together.

YOU CAN SWEAR

IT’S OKAY

SHOUT AN EXPLETIVE TODAY

BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK

EVERYTHING IS SHIT

GRATUITOUS HIGHLIGHTING

After taxes OP will owe $1.38.

Oh look at Mister Moneybags over here with his double digit account balance!

Sheep Token

Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???

(I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)

I am every box in 4.

Whatever we do, folks, let’s avoid at all costs discussing the condition of that toilet.

Okay I give up. Which one is which? Been looking at this for ten goddamn minutes…

I had no idea IKEA was that old.

Found the writers!