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It’s an accounting trick. It uses a different budget…

Yes but when do you get freedom from your kids.

Because those fuckers are up at 645 AM daily.

If I go to sleep early, I start being responsible whenevee they see me, and they wake up at 645 AM. If I stay up late, then I get peace at night, and in the morning

LPT: you can schedule messages in advance. Right click, or hold, on send to program it (usually)

I use it to:

• Avoid messaging my coworkers late at night.

• Look like I am working late even though I’m not.

• Annoy my lazy coworkers. You know the ones who ask the same questions, you’ve answered 9 times already? Answer him but set it to delay for increasingly longer time (I’m up to 4 days now). Then you can move on with my life but not leave them hanging forever.

No matter which one I get. It’s always missing the one I need 😢

Chip off the L-bit and now you have Allen Keys that will fit into any drill chuck

It says

O Toad I Gave you 500X times the rec dose of lsd, hopefully this cures your chronic ankle pain

Am colorblind. That was rough…

They mostly hire high school, college age students. Sorry :(

Your library experience was very different from mine. We mostly just told people how to sign up for the wait list for 50 Shades of gray, what programs we did for the kids, and putting away the books everyone left everywhere.

The pay is what scared me away. Branch Manager, highest position I interacted with, couldn’t afford their own transportation, and was going through their second green card marriage for money because they were desperate. Had 2 Masters.

You don’t but it does gatekeep the position. Helps your job security…

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Why did you need to help him?

They don’t ask in the year of our lord.

Be the change you want to see. If you are the voice of your coworkers. U n I o n I z e

The job you are looking for at 38 is Page but like every job within the library system. It pays worse than teaching for the no-exceptions required-education

https://youtu.be/OxNWZSfUrWg

Nobody in their right mind wants to work with VBA.

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Gentle Reminder: Excel is not a database

At a geometric… rate ?

Any man who must say, “I am the King”, is no true king.

Any entity who must say the age of man is over, is not prepared to start a new age.

I still use the moron legs from out of the box. The key is an anti-tip strap

Goes from wall, or back of stand, to the vesa mount points. Works great.

Not everyone can put holes into the wall.