The new Spider-Man films are good tho

Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?

What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?

Joke’s on you, I’ve already got crippling back pain before turning 45.

So what’s this new image macro format that I’ve been seeing around all day?

Yes plz

No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer

But is that a hole, topologically? Sounds like a shell.

Ah, I see. Well, it’s still a hole.

How does the handle have no “inner surface?”

I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.

People are not smart.

Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.

They don’t know what a woman is.

Yet another reason to just leave the bathroom door open

I feel personally attacked

I can’t imagine paying restaurant prices for something I can make at home, probably better

But yes hello I am here for my raw fish appointment

Motherfucker needs to hydrate

No ongoing franchise fees.

https://www.myace.com/open-an-ace/

There are fees for using other Ace franchise services, but that’s far from the “lions share.”

Almost all of Ace’s locations are independently owned. If there were an unaffiliated store anywhere in my vicinity, I’d certainly go there, but this neighborhood business literally two blocks from my home is hard to beat.