How do you do, fellow humans? 🛹

But does he eat you out, Eve?

I’m not against a post-piss sitting

I believe this is still a DUI even though the horse is smart enough to cause any trouble

Atta boy!

In this house - the hentaivirus exists

Can dogs smile?

Not every student can sleep with the professor

Probably one of those Japanese monkeys that have access to hot springs.

Is the RAM shortage a problem worldwide or are there countries that have laws to prevent this/have enough RAM?

Don’t babysit the joint

If it’s good, it’s just a scam

Boing boing

He so dreamy though. Memba the GQ pictures?

Bears eat trash

Bidets are slowly growing in popularity in the USA. But only for home installation, I haven’t seen them in public restrooms yet.

All the trees leafs falled into my lawn and know I need to rake it

All the trees tree’s leafs leaves falled fell into onto my lawn and know now I need to rake it

That hurt to read. Please encourage your children and neighbors to learn how to read and write. You can’t even blame autocorrect because neither leafs nor falled are words in English.

Blasphemy

God can’t speak because he’s not real

I believe cuatro leches is tres leches with dulce de leche poured on top