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All your gods are false. Call the right person for the job


Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.

It was uninhabited.
Rabbit:

The sun is blowing up
Then can it stop?
Arguably, sun worship is at the roots of all religion, and so that’s like saying to god “kill yourself”.
Maybe your prayers are answered. Just wait about another 5 billion years.
He’s too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.
In 5 billion years my child. Patiences.
This, but Betelgeuse
Calm down Margaret
YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
this is actually good
God’s inflator is just too small, but he’s trying, OK??








