This is like texting your ex at 3am “you up”.

Be the change you want to see.

That’s on you bud!

That’s up to you.

He sneezes and his ears rip out of the Velcro.

What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?

Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.

Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.

Maybe she stole a geological feature from him in my version.

I googled it and all that came up was images like this

I’m no linguistic, I’m just a dumbass.

I did my best.

He wore nerdy glasses, his hair was slightly receding. Her breast grazed his shoulder as she leaned in to take a peak at his images folder. “Favourite girls…” The rest is self explanatory.

Pastors: Hey! It’s our job to rip them off! Damn AI taking our jobs!

I have the Hank Hill style.

He’s the worst part about the Minecraft movie, have absolutely anyone else and it would have been better.

Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!

I like that it’s specifically Jamaican cocks, I hate when my cock soup has mixed cocks, sullies the flavour.

Yeah, its called American beer.

Yeah, that’s why it’s sinking… I’m not taking advice from some dumb fucking Skeleton pirate who breaks shitty smalls boats.

Only an act of Congress can allow the US to *insert one of the many things he did last year* .

You can get it in gell form and just lather yourself with it. It’s so good.