that pickle slicing bitch had it coming!

Jesus is coming!

open your mouth…

great thing about these biker masks is that you won’t get bugs stuck in your teeth anymore.

they’ll be in your throat.

fuck you

– Rob Pike

to them it’s not gay unless you’re the bottom.

just tell her that her pussy looks ugly.

shit on me? shit on you!

imagine you’re sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.

when you turn around, it’s not her fingers…but this.

how turned on are you right now?

no, it just tastes like shit.

Mind you, the power connection was a PoS, would have been as well keeping that on an annual reorder for how often it failed. Pretty good laptop otherwise.

Jesus fuck were those connections bad. I’ve got at least three dead Dell mobos in the parts bin because of them. it’s like the engineer’s thought the little smd USB/power ports would be enough to “hold it”.

let’s not turn this orgy into a structure fire.

it works on horse semen, don’t see why it wouldn’t work on people.

eat enough of it and you’ll set your soul free.

do the desk fan mod and we’ll talk.

girl with big booty: twerkin harrrrrd

me:

Fortran. always Fortran.

because there’s always more documentation than with vibecode.

Hi! do not mix, please the beans.

Kansas City knows…

something about, “this is a meme community”. 🤷 fuck em.