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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

That's a tight sandwich

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That's a tight sandwich

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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    6 hours ago

    Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Damn, now I wish I would’ve bought one of those gently used hot dogs.

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    Is this the new Mickey7 account?

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    8 hours ago

    “Grab n go”? Is this a trump branded food?

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    16 hours ago

    should call her

    She has two?!

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/i-have-two-vaginas-one-for-my-husband-and-one-for-work/

      • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Anyone have pictures… for science?

      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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        8 hours ago

        She is freshly single now!

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        13 hours ago

        That does sound pretty convenient.

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        Life is crazy

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      If she likes you enough…

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    Fuck it, I’d eat it.

    Sorry, I meant, then I’d eat it.

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      something something don’t cum in the something…

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    13 hours ago

    Please pay for your sandwiches before shagging them.

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    Hamussy.

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      Sandussy

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    Gawddammit…

  • Joe@lemmy.world
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    To be served warm

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    That’s some ham to be fair. Like 7-9 slices, folded becomes 14 essentially. That’s a thicc ham sandwich. But only 2 cheese, curious.

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      You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.

      All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.

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    Tell her to scrape that build up off the vagina before you enter

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      That’s just normal cheese.

      :(

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