This is basically what we living in developed countries are all doing every day.

Until the next storm.

Flavour package is subscription only.

Never liked the guy anyway.

A veritable answer.

Let’s redo these trajectory calculations on the asteroid Apophis. Just to be safe. Probably nothing.

Yep. That gun won’t do anything.

You forgot nuclear war.

Of course. Just do the North Korean approach and shoot the infected. Problem solved.

“it’s all because of capitalism.”

If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.

Going out in this kind of extreme weather would be far too dangerous.

Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.

The religious will never let their religion get in the way when it comes to filling their own pockets.

I’M HUNGRY JON!!!

To show you ads, of course. Duh.

What have pigs ever done to deserve this?

This article is complete bullshit. What they probably meant is that it can switch between energy input and output within milliseconds, which is realistic. Whoever wrote this lacks a basic understanding of the technology.

I only ever use a terminal based editor for making quick edits of config files, so nano works just fine for me.

Word!