Fuck both of you.

Geocities/MySpace:

I’m American, but I’ll try to fill the gaps for a bit.

WHAT is the DEAL with this plentiful health care!? It’s like…I’m thrivin’ over heeeere!

That’s my Nana alright! ❤️ 👵

Don’t worry, I didn’t borrow your toothbrush. ;)

Turn the lights off!

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I think it was 🤏 this close to making the (extremely decorative and numerous) street lights into soccer balls.

Admittedly not DMX’s best album.

Okay, done. Now what? What’s supposed to happen? It just tastes like Papa John’s?

im40andthishascomplexlayersyouwouldntgetmaaaaan

Do you guys think she shaves there?

Utah was a slave holding territory.

I think we’re all shocked you’re not already retired, Mickey. ;)

Good, because you don’t deserve a cartoon dog.

It takes a village.

He even had a leather whip, just like in Road Rash! He must have been running with some pretty hardcore gangbangers.

We should crossbreed them!

Duh, where else would my bellybutton be?