Don’t be evil

Wake up, Sheeple!

I don’t think I want to

I don’t yuk anyone’s yum except for furries. That shit is weird

What could possibly go RIGHT?

Naww… those are just average joros.

What DON’T you keep in one?!

FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!

My wife has to go over to the neighbors’ house to relieve herself!

Does this mean that half of all the repos on GitHub will soon disappear?

Isn’t it already a dangerous place to visit?

I got the joke and upvoted.

Craigslist is still far superior

Technically correct, but you’re missing the point. If they did, the level of stupidity would make sense. Nearly half of us seem to be cool with the way things are going on a national level right now. And that’s fucking “brushing your teeth and washing your ass is gay, and gay = bad” level of stupid.

Yes, but then do you also brush your teeth with it? That’s the ultimate not-gay test

-high five-

Interviewer: “Another one bites the dust”

Probably. Or some loser with WAY too much time to waste

Hey… my Pepe folder has been collected and curated carefully for decades

I would never destroy that poor company’s property!

Naww… the 8-ball is right a good portion of the time.