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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

It's actually that simple.

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It's actually that simple.

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    dead = no

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      Good catch, wtf

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        Thay’s the joke folks.

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          Yikes

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            You’re in a shitpost com.

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      Came here to say this

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      Must be fun being an incel slopper on lemmy, isn’t it?

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      Twist: Its the same guy after tanning, weight loss, roids, and plastic surgery.

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      That is… how consent works.

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    You all disgust me.

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      Yes

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    I’m going to scroll through this whole comment section and not see a single Sexy Losers reference, aren’t I?

    Edit: bjoern’s restored my faith in shitposting.

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    Is this about website cookies?

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    I’ve posted this comic a frightening amount in the last few weeks.

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      Well, that’s one way to stop someone from jumping.

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      Sexy losers is GREAT! What a deep cut.

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    Tf you mean yes?

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    I might get hate for this, but you can still consent when you’re drunk, so long as you’re not like barely conscious drunk or you’re not being manipulated coerced by someone.

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      Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.

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        If both are drunk, neither can rape and it is kind of seen like animals fucking naturaly. You both wake up as non-animals and are horrified by the ugly person on the other side that you fucked.

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          I mean that can happen, but in my experience it’s never stopped as a one night stand.

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      = No

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    Vague = no

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    …wait a minute

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      Time to crack open a cold one.

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        A little piece of heaven, you might call it.

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        Bro, u ain’t got no clothes

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      P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

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        ¡Escapé!

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      That’s what a room without an elephant looks like according to AI

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        You will be the bearer of the new royal elephant

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      Hi!

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    If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

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      This man fucks

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      Sounds like you just don’t know how to satisfy 🤷‍♀️

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        It’s a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

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          ‘Insatiable’ = “unable to be satisfied”

          It was a play on words

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    I feel like you’re allowed to hesistate and still say a “yes” yes, especially since the “threatened and then said yes” is separate on this. It can be complicated and thought over first, no?

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      They would have done better to make it more about talking someone into it or pestering them than about “hesitation”. Maybe “reluctant” would have been better.
      Sometimes people need to do a little internal status check. “I had a headache all day, am I not feeling it or would it be a fun alternative to ibuprofen?”

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      No

      https://lemmy.world/comment/23825694

      Lol on my -5 and the +24 on the link. Smells like hypocricy in here.

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