Im usually doing it dry.

Fixed it

Oh, I just have a tism

I’m on the spectrum

Just keep asking “why” like a 4 year old. See how deep the rabbit hole goes

Just needed a second to load

I was promised an army of demons.

All we got was the unreleased Epstein files full of demons.

I feel this, also if I just can’t squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.

When do I put it away? Will they know I didn’t pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child’s weiner. I can’t step away now. I’ll just have to wait until the room is empty.

the bathroom never empties out, I die there.

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Honestly, it’s just a troll trying to trick you into his troll hole.

Poor souls. Only seeing a bunch of posts from @admiralpatrick@lemmy.world talking about how they love the smell of their own farts and scolding them for not appreciating the aroma.

I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.

Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.

Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn’t love each other.

Thanks, that’s a nice compliment. I only do this sporadically when work is slow.

WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER?! YOU ARE VALID AND SO IS YOUR OPINION! BUT WITH ALL THIS HOG CRANKING IT’S HARD TO HEAR!

Didn’t know the lion tamer bit…

Christopher Walken is multifarious

“Weapon of Choice” by Fatboy Slim

The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?