I was never good at the marshmallow test so I’ll take the money now and regret the decision for the rest of my life

Thanks for educating all the fork pilled people out there

Most people pay twice as much

Haters gonna hate

Dude skipped arm day

Very dialectical of you. Are you some kind of communist?

According to that logic, Carter would be dead by now, too

For those curious: it’s just an illusion. In reality, Kennedy is alive and well.

NYT gone woke. This is cancel culture at its worst. Sad.