• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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    Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happened. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?

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    Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit’s about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.

    After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!

    Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That’s why they must burn in Hell forever

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Jesus didn’t see no rape! Vote R! LOL… As LOL as rape is, maybe not LOL? Maybe find someone trustworthy and vote for that person…oh I forgot, we can’t vote for president. The electoral college does that. We just provide a mere suggestion. Let’s suggest someone pronto.

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    I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.

    All hail Fascist Jesus and don’t forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your soul is ready to purge your fellow Americans.

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    11 hours ago

    A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.

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    I might care, if he were real. Or like, y’know, alive. As it stands, I’m not worried.

    Besides, I think Jesus would want to deal with the Pedophiles before he goes after those who want to impose the evils of health care upon America.

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    Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.

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      See you’re actually caring about facts and truth.

      What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.

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    No he’s not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn’t morn his death.