i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?

At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.

i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash

as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance

still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.

which is ironic, because that’s not how covid fucking spreads, at all

this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.

Elijah has a shorter face and smiles like he’s insane but has learned to live with it

this is why heaven is full of lesbians

“Ka-blooey!”

“oh they’re gonna hafta gluu yuu back together, IN HELL”

and 3d-printers

We have the technology, we can rebuild her

this is wild to read because many days i literally need a 200mg pill to be physically able to get out of bed, and that is literally all the effect it has on me. If i take 400mg all at once i, like, feel a bit nervous and jittery for a few hours…

Also i’m not sure how accurate what you say can be, because my pills are as stated 200mg and intended to be taken whole, if it was really that big of an issue then surely they’d be 50mg each and you’d be instructed to portion it out over a few hours?

companies also love to make it look like lawsuits are frivolous, when in reality the lawsuit was just “they gave me literally boiling hot coffee, not 40°C, not 50°C, literally 95°C coffee that melted my skin when i spilled it”

this would make steve feel slightly gassy

just use youtube?

me grabbing the cat and motorboating its belly much to their moderate displeasure

well not “have to”, it’s just highly encouraging.
I certainly wouldn’t trust a post-caffeine fart…

and if that still doesn’t work, i’m sure public flogging would have an effect.

just stop being sad