Conservative RATM exists. It is called country pop.
The name alone is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅 No matter the politics, at least they’re being clear about the vibe they’re going for.
Punk ain’t no religious cult
Punk means thinking for yourself
You ain’t hardcore when you spike your hair
When a jock still lives inside your headNazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!
Nazi punks, Nazi punks, Nazi punks: fuck off!– Dead Kennedys
“Alright i’ll do what you tell me”
“Those who complied,
were justified!”Yet “killing in the name of” remains unchanged.
It’s the exact same song, but your conservative uncle yells “and that’s a good thing!” into the mic after every verse
killing on the orders of
“being a normy day and night”
Crazy idea:
Start a right wing punk band
Exclusively write songs about how capitalism and that status quo are great
Charge thousands of dollars for albums, tens of thousands for tickets
Make millions of dollars off rich chuds
Use those millions to fight the status quo
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FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
FUCK YOU. I’ll lick boots if I want to.
[Verse]
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of us that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
But now you do what I tell ya
Well now you do what I tell ya[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights, come on[Verse]
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses, ugh[Refrain]
Killing in the name of
Killing in the name of[Pre-Chorus]
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (And now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya (Now you’re under control)
And now you do what I tell ya[Chorus]
Those I killed are justified
For wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
Those I killed are justified
For wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights
I justify those that died
By wearin’ the badge, I’m the chosen knights, come on[Guitar Solo]
Ugh
Yeah
Come on
Ugh[Outro]
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Fuck you, you do what I tell you
Get on the ground, UghIt really doesn’t take many changes; just swap the perspective. Sing it from the point of view of ICE etc…
Reign again, thy machine
This is not a shitpost, this is absolute gold.
Establishment-establishment you always know what’s best 🎶
ah yes freedom songs, as in ‘freedom to put people i hate in cages’. Catchy tune
Hmm kinky BDSM! Yeah baby! …
…nah, they actually don’t like the cages, there are kids and grammas in there, sure there’s torture but they all want to go back home to do normal things like knitting and going to school.
…oh that’s not very good role play. Stop?
Fuck me. I’ll do what you tell me!
For those who died, just comply!
Need bassist & drummer
I plan on singing, playing guitar, and writing songs
Okay, so one right-wing dude with no friends.
he can call his band “the charlie kirks”. they’re a one shot band that gurgles and cries on stage.
And as yet no songs.
Their biggest singles “Dow 50000” and “Lick That Boot”
Don’t forget the classic “I got it on on Epstein’s Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I’m such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I’m gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who’s never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs”
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!
Wrong Island, you wanted pepstein Island owned by the original Pepsi recipe creator Geoff Pepstein
Well thought out!
Banger.
FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
SOME OF THOSE THAT RUN FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT PET PUPPIES
RALLY ROUND THE FAMILY POCKET FULL OF SHELLS (UNIRONICALLY)
Smell the Glove
I volunteer to go undercover in an attempt to sabotage it.
