Fuckwit Infantino Fails Amazingly

My friend is in a freshwater swimming group called The Blue Tits.

Thrunt.

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I’m guessing shits in that box)? What’s the catch?

Pairs of scissors, obviously.

Which 4, or 17, or 249, or 17843368 etc would also reasonably be called.

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A guy in my work has a work wife, and we always joke they’re banging. She retired 4 months ago. He’s been off with ‘stress’ for 3 months and 25 days.

My old dog used to love carrying any stick. He was a black lab. We’d always either give him ridiculously small twigs that barely fit his mouth and he’d be so gentle with, and pleased as punch, or literal fallen trees that he’d drag along as though his life depended on it. He loved them all.

That’s a joke, not a story.

It could destroy paper when that was attempted as I recall.

If you need gear, it’s more than a hike.

Yeah, I’m out in the sticks and have loads of them in the countryside around mine. Their nests are usually just as shit as what we call feral pigeons (rock pigeons / rock doves). This is objectively the best pigeon nest I’ve ever seen by a country mile.

Luckily the sentence in your title ends well, so you’re doing good.

That’s the sturdiest pigeon nest I’ve ever seen, by a long shot.

Funicular or perpendicular or something

And indoor trampoline places

I’m pretty sure they should have insurance that would cover this.

I’m just scrolling by and saw the Welsh. I know none of the others, so by a process of elimination, I know them all.