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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • Some Portographic actors and actress have incredible skills specific to them doing porn that people do want to pay for. Its not just about having great looking bodies but showing the sex act as pornographically as possible to the viewers at home. There’s skill behind every scene. Even in those scenes where the actor or actress gets used like a strawberry cheesecake sandwich, there’s still skill to do that. For that reason I don’t do porn. But I would if I could.







  • Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I’m stuck to this thing hot and I can’t feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That’s 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you’re going to the ER with the spike in place.












  • Heck yeah, it will crash! It has office 365! It probably can’t drive straight in the freeway…

    …ohhh, yes officer, my car can’t drive in a perfectly vertical or horizontal orientation. Only slightly off horizontal or vertical. Yes we purchased several of these same cars and they only drive straight right out of the lot before the steering wheel is touched. They only turn in 1degree increments. Yes that’s why I hit the other car! This car can only park in 1ft increments!