Dream girl
I’ll have what she’s having?
I assume the unlimited breadsticks
I am the Bone of my Baguette
Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Breads,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–
Unlimited Breadsticks
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For some reason i read this as being sung by Deathklok
“I AM BE DANGEROUS NOW” etc etc
You’re putting them in your mouth… right?
For a start
Where do I finish?
Would you believe it? Also mouth
Fuck. Now I want fucking breadsticks
Stuffed shells with clam sauce?
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Olive Garden: When you’re here yo-hey, what’s she doing with that breadstick?
More cheese? Just say when.
Cheesus Christ!
Which olive garden is it, so that I don’t accidentally go there every night for the next few weeks?
Dinner and a show!
To be fair, that might actually make it worth the prices they’re charging nowadays
“When you’re here, you’re family”
That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.
And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.
Calm down Torretto
Step-family
What are you doing step-server?
One way to use those endless bread sticks.
I don’t know. Sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.
Turning them breadsticks into sourdough bread, win win
You, sir, have a lot of culture.
Breadstick ass to ass unlocked
Men sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding what things women find pleasurable.
I replied to a joke with a joke. Who thinks someone would want to masturbate in an Olive Garden with bread sticks and enjoy it?
Perhaps read the community name. That should help explain the situation.
Some people sure can’t miss an opportunity to be misandrist.
How do you even know MeatPilot is a man making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community and not e.g. a woman or enby making a dumb joke in the dumb jokes community?
You sure have a lot of misconceptions regarding men and general humor.
Hey! I’ll have you know I love sticking breadsticks in my hole! (They are tasty!)
The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.
That’s what the breadsticks are for, isn’t it?
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Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.
I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.
olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.
Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!
That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!
This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission
