Popped the soda cap top and put the little black lid back on that hides it. My sister and I shared a room and she needed the lamp to sleep so I had it turned on and I think that’s what made it overflow over night. The next morning, I was looking around for the source of this goo all over my console and the lava lamp was sitting on a shelf above the TV,

I checked for cracks and then splashed the whole thing when I picked it up and saw the cap sitting on the shelf right next to the lamp. I wish they had just said and I wouldn’t have turned it on that night. I was a poor kid and me having that console was a big deal at the time. My uncle won it at a poker game and we couldn’t afford to replace it. It was the nicest thing I owned at that time and owned for a while.

I never found out who did it. I’m grown now and got a PS1 for old times sake to emotionally right that childhood wound so I guess it all turned out okay in the end.

I was a kid and had some classmates over for a slumber party. Unknown to me, at some point someone cracked open the top to my lava lamp and it somehow dribbled over the top and ruined my PS1. I can’t look at a lava lamp the same again.

Omg, fine. You wore me down! Yes! Yes!! I’ll marry you! Me and an AI sympathizer. What will the neighbors say? You can’t stop love, I guess.

I am the other scene!

Then go marry AI or something since you’re so compatible. My mech suit and I are a little too refined for hollow riffraff like you.

Maybe some mess of neurons and action potentials are a little fancier than yours so that’s why you don’t get it

I remember this scene! Iconic!

It’s a chatbot that can run a few scripts and Google search. Essentially long form Google. It has no more a soul than the dewey decimal system.

I noticed the pension fund thing and I’m scared.

Honestly I’ve never had it but that looks like it would warm my soul rn

I agree. I miss when the internet was fun and I enjoy making content that is just goofy for the sake of being goofy so others can have little moments of joy too.

They’re not. AI doesn’t have an inherent sense of humor so it would be nonsensical words on memes that kinda look like known memes.

No cum him head soap

Yea! It’s Anne-Marie of Brambleberry, right?

I know this lady. This feels meta. Like my soap life is bleeding into my memes.

You misspelled cats in your title

Gotchya soapy beans coming right up!

Wait? Other people are posting tiddy memes too?

I fear my time to shine will never come again

In my freezer come over