Wow! I hope your neighbour’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!
Is that the beast with two backs?
Not anymore, one back got blown out.
Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.
You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows…
I was convinced this was by Mickey7
He’s multiplying (not like that)
I had to take second look at the username
To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window…

Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?

Fairy?
Yes. Fairy easy
Fairy odd jokes
Wands and wings. Floaty crowny things.
Wands and oaks, little froggy croaks
She can’t possibly be getting railed if OPs neighbor went on a business trip
What if her secret boyfriend only comes over when the neighbor leaves?
I do believe that is the actual joke
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Don’t deny the existence of the monster just because you’re scared of it.
By golly, I think you’re right!
Congratulations, it’s only January and you already made yourself look so foolish that you might not surpass it for the rest of the year. How does it feel?
And with that attitude from first month, what are you striving for? Asshole of the year? Dude could be decent enough that his first thought wasn’t even of someone cheating, unlike the rest of us.
Or he maybe didn’t understand for one reason or the other and answered in a way unexpected to society.
So how does it feel to exclude and shame blame people like this?
Of course it might just be fun / troll or other, sure. Still, as neurodivergent I can relate and sometimes it results in extremely embarrassing situations and getting excluded yet again. It’s one of the reasons why we have a very high suicidal rate.
People have the weirdest obsessions. Why would she want to wash the windows while getting railed?
Yeah but I’m having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that
Ohhh this gal
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Oh no! My bad. I couldn’t figure out how to link the gif from my phone. I’ll be sure to not use those links in the future, thanks!
E: turned that off. Thanks again
Can u edit the link?
Edited!
No problem, happy to help!
The Moder
It’s the mythical beast with two backs.
Legit looks the same as the creature design from The Ritual
This is none than the Leszy
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