That’s bananas!

Make those bodies sing.

It’s just one letter away from Davros. They’re not fooling me.

That explains why they want people to have more babies.

wizened; intransitive verb : to become dry, shrunken, and wrinkled often as a result of aging or of failing vitality

But I thought the courts decided that companies are people. :|

But, but, that Nvidia guy said they are cognitive amplifier tools. :|

Also, most CEOs will suffer no negative consequences for their dumb decisions, and will probably even get multi-million dollar bonuses regardless.

I remember when we didn’t feed the trolls.

Apart from a bit of simracing, I game almost exclusively on my Steam Deck lately. I upgraded a bunch of hardware early last year, and have no plans to upgrade again any time soon. I’m kinda glad I got it when I did.

It’s just the same old tactics advertising and marketing shitheads have been using for decades. Just ignore them.

Too much pining for the fjords.

I’d totally go see a swearing parrot enclosure.

Holy false equivalencies, Batman!

He got booted from PayPal before that for being a dickhead as well.

I’m pretty sure he was like that the whole time, it just wasn’t generally known. It was bound to come out sooner or later.

What a sale’s pitch!

Better yet, over Jeff Bezos’ dead body.

Hey Jeff — you know what I think is antiquated and should be relegated to the annals of history?

Billionaires.

Go away and live your life of luxury and shut the fuck up. Don’t you have enough fucking money?

Here’s hoping for a nicely bruised tailbone.

I think he’s more concerned about losing a mint, which is probably the more likely result.