I’m just posting random pictures of my cock.I love your cock! 😍
When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like “Good. They have the item I’m looking for in stock.”
Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks
Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol
Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?
In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they’re with other men.
Bottoming just feels too damn good, y’all.
Wow! Honestly, I thought there’s as many dicks that want holes as there are holes for dicks.
Who would have thunk.
Edit: Having stuff there is fun, ngl.
It’s pretty great. It’s almost like there’s an orgasm button up there or something
Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay
You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you’re totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You’re only gay if you’re the bottom/pasivo.
Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they’re at a buffet, and they’re way too damn picky for it lmao
The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I’m fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol
seriously?
Yes
I’m not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?
I mean, I’m not a top, so I don’t really know haha
What a horrible time to join
I think I read a sci-fi about that
Ooh, there’s a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!
Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don’t deserve any kind of response.
The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don’t even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.
On the other hand, the transparency is appreciated. It’s much worse when someone seems normal, then does exactly the same thing.
What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.
Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.
The way I see it is, guys generally are fine with any pic of women’s assets, like lots of girls also send just completely default titty pics and guys eat it up, so they probably think it works in reverse too.
Also there’s plenty of women out there who are more interested in other features rather than dicks, meanwhile every straight guy is gonna be fine with any piece of titty or ass a woman shows them pretty much. I’ve talked to multiple women who didn’t care for seeing dick but they loved seeing cum, for example. I agree though, I never understood the point of sending random dick pics, I think guys who do that probably are doing it more for themselves as some kind of fetish rather than to impress women?
As for the Grindr thing, I think that’s probably because the audience there is more into seeing dicks than the average woman 🤭 I agree, it is worthwhile to learn that but I understand it’s not something that comes naturally to most of us. Before I started hanging out in pornspaces I really had no clue either what women want to see and stuff.
As a bisexual only counter point I have is that ass is ass and a lazy pussy pick looks bad as well.
Because due to law of large numbers, it has worked for someone. The 99% who are disgusted by it are just a collateral damage. Of course it might have been a much more artistic picture of a dick, but that gets glossed over.
There’s always the exhibition and degrading kink to consider as well. Flashers do exists and sending a random dick pick is rather easy. For the degrading kink, sending a random dick pick is sure way to get at least some insults or disgust effect.
There might be just ego or inflated self esteem in the play as well.
Though just for clarification, I’m not in any way defending it. I’m probably more baffled by most sexual behaviors than the average person. I have just been curious over the drivers of most sexual behaviors.
Dick portraiture must be a profession, or at the very least a hobby.
More of a connoisseur. Grindr is a great place to get reference pics for art and I’d just appreciate a societal push for more effort in dick pic composition.
Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I’d like to take my time on that.
well it’s in a jar and garlic dill flavored
Really tired of the association between “Canadian” and “polite.” Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don’t let some of them read this and then think to themselves, “I’m polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don’t always ask, because I’m Canadian.”
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It’s like they’ve never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no character.
See, I get you’re joking, but I’m not clear if it’s because you’re a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you’re using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone’s unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It’s for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
Soooooo can i hire you for dickpics or…
Ooh look who it is, talking about dicks again!
I need this set up for my dick pics.
Make it look huge
Yeah, clearly not a lot of photographers in here.
I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.
Of course not, that’s why it’s a problem. Don’t act like you are unaware of the conception I’m talking about. I’m saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.
I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like “thought so”.
… this is confusing to me.
Like… you’re doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
…hrm.
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like “well, I have no problem just giving people nudes”.
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.
That does actually make sense, as a tactic.
You basically called everyone’s bluff.
… but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an ‘unfuckable personality’.
One is a ball gag.
Another is … you can actually change.
Yet another is… if you are genuienly ok with that… well then that actually is just fine.
No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can’t claw my way out of it.
So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.
I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.
I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.
… a saying that occasionally pops up as one of the rotating headline banners, on dbzer0:
It Is No Measure of Health To Be Well-Adjusted to a Profoundly Sick Society.
Krishnamurti.
https://kfoundation.org/it-is-no-measure-of-health-to-be-well-adjusted-to-a-profoundly-sick-society/
Now I can’t say I’m familiar enough with Krishnamurti to blanket agree with everything he ever said, but that, that quote? Yes.
Addendum:
I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.
… send me your nudes >:D
Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.
How do you want me? Also, without undies too?
I mean, if you’re sending nudes, I would love a DM! lol
Send me whatever you were going to send them.
… probably in a DM. Unless… you … want to horny bonk all of lemmy. … I guess you could post to gone wild … ?
And addendum: think I uglified as fuck since as well, so your funeral xD
After I get alone time home.
Honestly, we both seem to have similar body builds, and you are in better shape than I am right now… more muscular definition/lower apparent body fat.
Your arms in particular have more muscle than mine… I am rather spindly, hahaha!
I honestly don’t see why you would think your body is ugly, it isn’t.
Sure, its not … tiktok influencer chad/movie star action hero/professional athlete, … but you seem to be a perfectly fit and healthy adult young man.
Don’t let absurd beauty expectations from society/social media get you down, the vast, vast majority of people do not look like the pretty people that algorithms put in front of our faces.
And hell, if you’re American, you are very far from obese, so… you are probably literally above average, bare minimum, probably more like top 25% at least, if you want to use BMI as an approximate proxy for overall health.
Personally, think I was just going to post myself in underpants? Even I’m not that you know.
I am publically posting here to say that he did in fact send me this, and thus is an honorable man of his word.
I call fake! The initial question didn’t end with “eh?”
Buncha hosers!
I’ve had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you’re interacting in porno spaces online, it’s more common than you’d think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don’t treat me like a person.
Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I’ve asked they won’t be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
deck pics are also high scorers. “ohhhh forgive my typo”
They would have been acceptable
I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I’m passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.
… I’ve never sent an unsolicited dick pic.
Sure, if someone is asking… and like, we are actively, mutually sexting…
I dunno.
Never made any sense to me at all, to do that unprompted.
Not trying to like, dog on you, I just literally don’t get it, how it would sense to do that.
I chalk it up to me being young, dumb, and too horny to really think things through before I would do that. I’m sure there’s something more lurking beneath but I haven’t given it enough thought to try and figure that of my psyche out.
Cuz you right, it didn’t make sense to do it, ever, yet I did it and it was indeed stupid. Good on you for having better sense than I, only wish that was more common than it is.
We love character growth!
I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like “I like your art!” (i’m a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)
Ugh some people really don’t get that sex related skills are skills and people who are into them aren’t constantly horny and desperate
Personally, even if I was horny and desperate, I wouldn’t want to be approached that way lol! Definitely not with unsolicited dick pics.
Well that actually super nice to hear that the majority of messages you get are wholesome or kind in nature. It rekindles a little spark of hope in humanity in me that is always at risk of being snuffed out with everything going on in the world right now.
Keep doing what you do kind stranger, you seem like a genuinely kind person.
They don’t treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?
What kind of people do you think hang out there… Its not going to be people interested in your soul.
What part of my post indicated surprise to you?
To be clear, I’m never surprised when men are rude to me online, regardless of the space I’m in lol. I am generally disappointed that that’s the state of the Internet, which I think is the correct way to feel.
You sound like my closeted bisexual friend, who hates people who make money via adult websites. You still have some growing up, just like him.
It’s not growing up to use adult websites. :)
I dont hate those people either. I wouldn’t want that life though.
He did say sorry and that’s a stereotype.
This weirdly looks like it could happen…
Then you have the American getting an STD from their fin Dom and blaming it on the Canadian
Eh? What are you on aboot?
we hit land in an hour, why?
also how could you tell, that’s kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill
No I’m on sandals
Oh, sorry.
That’s… not how it works in other countries?
🍆🖼️ hello
This would win brownie points
