BeeegScaaawyCripple

i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.

i love that patina more than my firstborn

that’s why i shit on the boss’s benz?

not a great rhyme, but more fun

best part of my education happened outside of class, in TA and office hours (or prepping for them). same with best part of my college years.

thank you. it has specifically been hurting a local industry [i’m near one of the statesian wine countries] and i have been able to pick up some very tasty scraps

bolani

their mama just that fat

i mean what, you ain’t exploring? also, we got a whole ocean right there

sacré enfer

build me a submarine out of cheese! I always get hungry when i’m submarining and not! anymore!

thank you mighty wizard for casting dopamine.

so they had to sell to ai customers? what an idiot

How do you make it stop

They should put them on a strip and then have special applicators like pez dispensers. Eye gogglers, if you will. Patent pending patent pending patent pending.

Well I’m off to the louvre

Sometimes self care means bulk ordering googly eyes with the intent of teaching the next generation the joy of vandalism

No I can’t. I don’t have a working mic.

those stickers peel so easy

my wife spent half an hour yesterday telling me a story about hoots. it wasn’t until she finished that i realized she was talking about kahoots.