I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.

Urinators of the world unite! You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊

I sit because I’m trans lol. And when the toilet is nasty, I squat and hover. I know they make stand-to-pee devices, but I’m just really not stoked about having to carry a piss-covered prosthetic all day.

If I had a urinal at home I would stand but I don’t so I sit unless I’m public

Sitting is medically better for your prostate.

I sit to pee but stand to shit

Edit:

Sit when hungover or at night Stand any other time

I sit down when I pee

There’s nothing that crazy bout me

I’m just taking a whiz

Mind your own biz

Why is everybody always staring at me?

Sit crew here. I just do it because I’m a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I’m sitting.

Sitter here.

I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.

I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.

If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.

The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.

I lived in a place where the lid wouldn’t stay up on it’s own so it was either sit or piss at a quarter squat or partially bent back to hold the lid up. I still pee sitting down most of the time. It’s a better experience.

Sit home, stand elsewhere

I’m trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches’ kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I’ve had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.

I’m at work now but when I get home I will shatter the sit to pee/stand to pee binary. I will lay down to pee and achieve enlightenment.

Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.