osaerisxero
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You are without… Forgiveness
I just commit to replacing the handle every few years. Well worth the convince imo.
Yeah, imagine…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I couldn't have articulated better
5·2 months agoBut only if it also makes accordion sounds while it’s moving
nailed it
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hey looky! I'm on a list a just learned about three minutes ago!
5·2 months agoThe ‘Admiral’ is like this character’s first name though. Like Captain Jack Sparrow, or Captain Jack Harkness
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Apple Plans to Defeat RAM Prices by Letting You Lease a Mac
8·3 months agoThis sounds exactly like what the major cell providers do with phones, or at least what AT&T does. Monthly interest-free payment to pay for the phone in 24 or 36 months, ‘upgrade’ available at half or an arbitrary percentage of the device having been paid off. It’s ‘your’ device, but to sell it you have to pay off the balance remaining on the note. If you upgrade early, and the device is still in good condition, they zero out the note at that point, but it still counts as buying a new device, so you incur tax + an arbitrary ‘activation’ fee just like you bought a new device with cash.
It’s 10 minutes of people doing everything in their power to avoid plugging in their computer to the ethernet jack in the wall next to it.
You’re asking the wrong question
Do, dodododo
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.....Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt." "
29·3 months agoThis isn’t a shitpost, this is just a real life fact
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Technology@lemmy.world•US PC shipments fell 7.0% in 1Q26, marking steepest decline since 2023
5·3 months agoThose who saw it coming and also had capital available to act on it did so.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI crash coming closer? South Korea’s Kospi plunges 10%, triggers trading halt
9·3 months agoYou’re going to need to take one for the team here buddy, this shit is getting out of hand.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•In a alternative universe a wife said no to her husbands request
9·4 months agoPlease report back with the results
Calm down there, satan.

oh shit you found my luggage bro