I had an egg at breakfast today. It rained earlier, but now it stopped. Put me in the news!
I’m confused, you aren’t the horny poster.
Excellent shitpost lol
The saddest thing about the story of Jesus is that he never got to see Margot Robbie’s extremely hairy armpits.
I stopped shaving mine years ago because it seemed like I was developing an intolerance to every razor blade.
I told people it was cause I am a feminist.
I also was sorely disappointed in what grew in.
My whole life I thought if I let it go natural I’d have this majestic thick black beard under there. Something to be proud of, you know?
However after it grew in, it’s a medium brown. And the hair is actually kind of fine and fluffy. And not dense. And
I guess this is the feeling men have when they try to grow a beard and find out they are one of the ones who can’t do a decent job of it.
I wanted something to make people uncomfortable. To challenge their preconceived notions of womanhood.
Instead it just looks like I have a little brown, thin, soul patch under there.
Very sad.
Not even worth going sleeveless for.
I guess this is the feeling men have when they try to grow a beard and find out they are one of the ones who can’t do a decent job of it.
😭😭😭 yes
Feeling personally attacked?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Go gurl!
FWIW I’m amab and I have a similar soul patch of armpit hair, so you’re at least at parity with a dude. Just the way it be sometimes 😭
I also can’t grow facial hair, but that’s a separate question
Same reason most men shave haha
I wonder if it gets thicker as you get older, the way beards do? Beard hair doesn’t just start up, it gets thicker over time.
Well I’m 40. I can say ,in general, i seem to be becoming less hairy as I get older.
Hair only grows on front calf parts of my legs now. None on my toes like it used to. I asked around And my lady friends my age and older say they have experienced that too.
My guy friends say they are pretty sure they are getting hairier. Apparently ear hair is a thing they struggle with now.
Front calves are shins but I like it.
RELEASE THE ARMPIT CUT
How the hell could they even make a final cut when they didn’t have razors?
The door is there dad
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Appreciate the humor but of course razors existed in those days. The cutthroat kind at least.
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Can… Can I see them?
Come back to Lemmy @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world
PS: based title OP
Since it was important to the director for accuracy, did Margot take the time to grow them out, or might they have used the equivalent of merkins? And if so do such things have a separate name? (Edited for spelling)
One of my favorite insults is to call someone a merkin
I think I’m going to start doing this as well.
Just my own personal opinion: there’s such a thing as too much authenticity.
Should I tell you that women naturally have hair on their armpits
gp comment knows that, they were saying that sometimes such authenticity can be excessive. For example crooked teeth was also much more common back then, but we aren’t rallying for studios to start adding CGI crooked teeth
God, no. Prosthetics of course.
I’m an older American, and in some ways a product of my times. Many of us were heavily influenced to find women’s armpit hair unattractive. I know, and respect, that others feel differently. Hence, “just my own personal opinion”.
wtf is this
It’s called a shitpost, mom. All the cool kids are doing it.
back in my day shitposts were funny
This is goddamned hilarious, log off
whats funny about it to you? describe it
For me it would be the attempt to justify obvious fetish content with “historical accuracy/authenticity”, specifically with the quoted “extremely hairy armpits” undermining that
ok thats fair
A shitpost is often a joke, but not always. Sometimes, a shitpost is just a shitpost.
Well this post is certainly shit.
Maybe you missed it, but this is Shitpost. So, that’s the point.
no, shitposts arent supposed to be just shit. shit is trash, a good shitpost is gold.
Brb lemme check the sidebar
Well, would you look at thatanything and everything goes
Maybe you’re thinking of c/goldenshitpost
Lol yeah I know. Guess my joke didn’t land.
Oh well, can’t win them all.
i didnt say anything about a joke
The Wuthering Heights director Emerald Fennell said it was “unfortunate” that a scene showing Margot Robbie’s hairy armpits did not make the final cut, because women in period adaptations are often shown with clean-shaven underarms.
Robbie’s character, Cathy, had “extremely hairy armpits” in the 2026 adaptation of the novel, but “unfortunately the scene that we see them didn’t make it in there”, said the director.
Cathy having unshaven pits “was so important to me”, she said, adding that she often wonders “where are the razors that these women are using?” when watching Jane Austen adaptations.
“They’re all kind of hairless like eels. I’m like: ‘What’s going on? It’s completely mad.’”
I think something pretty normal and understandable that people – who are used to being bombarded by other, very vocal, people’s paraphilias online – will immediately and erroneously assume is something sexual.
yeah id have just assumed the hair didnt make the final cut bc patriarchal bullshit. i dont see how this is a shitpost so much as just a shitty thing that happened? i figure we judge and control women’s bodies more than enough day to day that we dont really need it in the shitpost sub. idk, just struck a cord with me this time i guess.
You’re just assuming that (practically unfalsifiably) when the director suggests nothing of the sort, when footage gets cut from movies literally all the time for every reason under the Sun, and when there’s shit in that movie an order of magnitude more provocative (see: the skin room) than a woman with hairy armpits (let alone historically accurately).
yeah thats why i said “id just assume” not “i think”
also, youre really mixing up provocative with patriarchal and thats unfortunate.
anyway, simple misunderstanding. cheers
edit - my issue isnt with the decision or the details as they are given, its of this being a post in a sub i love. i’ll edit my comment to say “id have just”
“I’d just assume” unprompted is functionally the same as “I think”; nobody first asked you “well if you had to assume, what would’ve happened?” We’re all adults here; we all understand what words mean.
And I used “provocative” because you’re directly implying a form of patriarchical censorship for inherently one of two reasons or some combination: the patriarchical system 1) thinks it’s too provocative or 2) thinks it’s too superfluous, and (2) isn’t per se patriarchy; reasonable minds can differ on whether the scene merited inclusion. I’m sure it wasn’t like that scene from The Room where they make a big deal out of Mark’s clean-shaven face; I’m sure the protein filaments growing out of Robbie’s armpits weren’t the nominal objective of the scene. Thus I assumed you were referring to the only one that’s strictly, inherently patriarchical for which there wouldn’t be a more plausible explanation.
those phrases aren’t functionally the same. anyways i already edited my original comment for clarity.
im not reading all that.
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