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5 days agoThe AI slop version is kind of cursed given the first of a shrimp’s five pairs of legs is a set of chelipeds – namely legs bearing (smol) claws like in crabs, lobsters, etc.
TL;DR it’s wearing jeans over its arms.
“Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: […] like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.” —Jonathan Swift


The AI slop version is kind of cursed given the first of a shrimp’s five pairs of legs is a set of chelipeds – namely legs bearing (smol) claws like in crabs, lobsters, etc.
TL;DR it’s wearing jeans over its arms.


> Only three pairs of pants
Someone is not a real shrimp fan. Should be four. (Chelipeds obviously aren’t covered.)
AROOOO, BROTHER. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE IS THE CONNECTIONS WE MAKE WITH OTHERS. CHERISH THOSE AROUND YOU LIKE YOU CHERISH THAT MF’IN HOG.
Fucking gold.