You forgot guillotines and I hate this timeline. Come on!

Oh you! Stop being so smart about stuff!

Nope. It’s way dumber

Ugh. Can you think of something else to say?

Pfft. Next you’ll want one that’s not dripping with hatred.

Oh

How come you get upvotes and op gets downs?

Dr. Sooss

Right? Who saves bathtubs?

It’ll be dead soon. Why bother

Is that Ocean City, NJ?

Source?

Clever!

Clever. Just swap out a word with the contemporary boogie man!

It’s still free though, right?

Block everything. Then no one will disagree with you! Floss!

Hell yeah

Floor?

Wait. There are places like this?

You must play her like a trombone.