Extremely understandable. I just have turbo autism and a frankly embarrassing playtime in OSRS 😭

Also, I can’t believe you would point out to me that the quest is two decades old. In a single moment I straight up withered away into dust

I believe you may be thinking of My Arm from the quests “My Arm’s Big Adventure” and “Making Friends With My Arm”, unless I’m forgetting about a troll named My Finger.

There’s a kid named finger joke there somewhere, I just know it.

The perfection of my ass could only be crafted by autistic hyperfixation. This is known.

Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.

Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

As with Batman, the number only remains the same if you only kill one murderer. Kill two, and that’s a net positive!