There is still a shitload of snail here. They’ll be fine
You confused us with the fr*nch
It’s okay though, they have a deal with the French.
They have to soak the shells in a special solution for 11 months to soften them enough for consumption.
I feel carb shamed
Something something the French something something…
“AH, the French”
You’re not taking my yummy yummy worms away from me.
Don’t be silly, spaghetti grows on trees
Wow… terrible… !
Fuck yeah they are!
We have the power to turn everything into pasta
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Anything is pastable
I need help…
Wait until you hear about butterflies (farfalle)…
Between France and Italy it’s a snail Armageddon.
Switzerland?
Finally, an actual shitpost.
