Blursed.

Yeah. That one.

Finally, an actual shitpost.

The manager said “no”, called me “vibe killer” as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.

A meth-head said “welcome to the club” and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.

Old kinda idiot. Marketing Dept pumping stock with “white paper”.

The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.

Yes, but don’t call me Shirley.

Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?

This is way too wholesome to be a shitpost.

Wait until the rest of the world figures out that Epstein wasn’t the only kompromat operation. There are several, simultaneously running ops from Russia, China, US, Israel, and likely quite a few more. Honeypots that include children where advantageous towards agency goals.

It’s not like the current US admin have any reservations whatsoever in using children this way.

If you’re at a dining table with 11 other people and one of them is a Nazi, you are at a Nazi dinner party, with 12 Nazis.

It’s an AND not an OR. Let’s not go to war. Work from home, build public transit and everything else to stop using fossil fuels.