Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
It’s also short.
bulging, pulsing, aching…
what were we talking about again?
Naked mole-rat
And sometimes, it comes at you fast.
Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike
Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺
It’s hard every morning waking up though
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)
I always just assumed it was hard for the rest of your penis’ life, and after a certain point without adequate blood flow…
The rest of my penis’ life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.
Just gonna drop this here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
“Imma… Imma jus gonna sit in here for a… for a coupla hours”
Call nobody if the hard-on lasts for more than several decades.
2026 begs to differ.
But it’s hard if it’s up and not hard if it’s down?
For once, the truth has been told on the internet.
It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year
